Monthly Archives: June 2015

The Real True Actual Secret Way to Get a Yoga Body for Free (in 5 easy steps*)

Everyone on the Internet is talking about their ‘Yoga Body”. This is my yoga body! This is me in tree pose!  Look at me in my headstand on the beach! Here I am in crow on a mountain! And how … Continue reading

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Pits of Despair

Look at her! Who told her she could wear that? Oh my god. What was she thinking? Who lets her go out of the house like that? Doesn’t she feel uncomfortable? Doesn’t she have a mirror?  (Yes, she does. She … Continue reading

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Brick City Birthright

If I stand right here and close my eyes I can see my Father’s face. Seventeen, sullen, pasty and pock marked. His malnourished body bobbing and weaving, long lanky legs moving through the thick humid air propelled across the smoky … Continue reading

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