The darkest days are over,
Now let the dark beer flow.
Raise a glass to the coming winter,
Raise a glass to the coming snow.
Let’s drink to friends and family
Let’s drink to our good health
Let’s toast our own good fortune
And drink to spreading the wealth.
Let’s toast this joyous season
Raise a glass of Hope and Cheer
Raise a glass to the Spirit of Christmas!
Oh shit… We’re out of beer.